Can anyone find a man for Anne Coulter?

From the looks of things, this woman needs to get {blankety-blanked}- and badly! She has to be pretty unhappy to be such a hateful, spiteful, combative, confrontational harpy. She needs a man to help her get in touch with her feminine side (if she still has one). Anybody know a caring, compionate guy out there that is willing to put up with her shrill voice, y attitude, and b*tchy disposition? A guy who can see the real her underneath those manly tears?